Things I want but don’t have 18/05:
• irl sass
• wholesome bounty breasts
I’ve watched something like 10 movies this past week and I’ve burst into tears during at least 8 of them for sure and the worst part is most of them were shitty comedy movies and like I don’t know why but today I felt compelled to watch fucking Suddenly 30 for fuck’s sake and I did and you know what I didn’t even regret it
I also just really really miss my dog again and people are underwhelming
"To be or not to be? Bitch I might be"
William Shakespeare (via ohmyitspie)